I’m releasing the longest theatrical film in history: 875 minutes.

I’m releasing the longest theatrical film in history: 875 minutes. Made with Seedance 2.5 and featuring: • 3,200 continuity errors • 12,000 fade-to-blacks • 8,542 jump cuts • 3,732 characters teleporting through space Apparently runtime is the new quality metric, so I figured I’d stop trying and just make mine longer than everyone else’s. Cinema is saved. Here’s a sneak peek. 🎬